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[dogsled]

This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

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[kickem]

Okay, sure. I can do that. Show you who's boss.

[dogsled]

[ Fraser coughs, and then he coughs a little more, and there's the sound of him covering his mouth. Then, hoarsely: ]

We'll see.

[kickem]

[Paaaause.]

Fraser, are you laughing?!

[dogsled]

[ Coughcoughcough. Pant. ] Choking--

[kickem]

Yeah, sure. I oughtta kick your ass for that.

[dogsled]

[ Through tears. ] No Ray, actually choking. I need--just a second.

[ Have a long pause as he rushes off to get some water. ]

[kickem]

Hey, hey no dying. Are you dead?

[dogsled]

[ Panting. ] I'm fine, I'm fine.

[kickem]

What you chokin' on?

[dogsled]

My pride, and my lungs.

[kickem]

I could get you chokin' on somethin' else.

[dogsled]

[ Cough cough cough oh god. Breathe, Fraser. ]

[kickem]

You okay there, buddy?

[dogsled]

I'm-- [ Cough cough. ] I'm just a little..startled to hear you...being so forthright.

[kickem]

Dunno what you're talkin' about. I only meant like, dinner or somethin'.

[Yup. Innocenct.]

[dogsled]

That is a dreadful and ponderous lie, Ray.

[kickem]

Nah, I don't lie.

[dogsled]

I know exactly what you expect me to choke on, Stanley Raymond Kowalski.

[kickem]

Heh heh, yeah. Yeah, you do.

[dogsled]

Yes I do. And I know you'll probably regret it in the morning.

[kickem]

Live in the moment, Fraser.

[dogsled]

I'll remind you that you said that when you wake up beside me.

[kickem]

You gonna take advantage of a drunk dude, Fraze?

[dogsled]

Yes.

[kickem]

Yeah, you better. Otherwise I'd have to kick your ass.