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[dogsled]

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[dogsled]

Not as strange as Americans, who as you well know Ray share a birthday on the 4th of July, and emerge fully formed in the knowledge of a wide variety of high velocity firearms.

[kickem]

tahts normal tho. thats how humans should dvelop. emerge shootng

[dogsled]

If you say so, Ray.

[ Fraser for: I don't agree but I'll pretend to see your point so you'll feel good about yourself. ]

[kickem]

cmon just cause you canadnans actually thnk things can be solved without teh shootys

[dogsled]

There isn't anything that can't be solved peaceably, Ray.

[kickem]

haha tahts a joke right?

[dogsled]

Not at all.

[kickem]

you should nno by now that you cant do anythng peacebly in america

[dogsled]

Of course you can. I would have thought that by now I'd have proven that to you.

[kickem]

idk im havng a hard time remembering that over all teh times weve been shot at and almost died

[dogsled]

Getting shot at is supposed to bring clarity to your recollections, Ray.

[kickem]

it brings clarity to even more tiems we go shot

[dogsled]

I didn't know you felt that way.
Ray proposed the same concerns, but I thought your fearlessness was meant to set you apart.

[kickem]

hey no that aint it. me i'm fearless. still dont change the fact we got shot at lots

[dogsled]

Well, do you resent it?

[kickem]

nah
i'd only resent it if i got shot

[dogsled]

Well you have already been shot, Ray, once.

[kickem]

but im not ded or srsly wounded so thats a bonus

[dogsled]

Apart from the small imperfection on the inside of your wrist.

[kickem]

there you go pointng out my imperfections

[dogsled]

My imperfections, really, seeing as I'm the one that shot you.

[kickem]

exactly. if after all ths time the closest a bullet got to me was urs then its not so bad
so long as my fist can accidntly find ur face every now n then

[dogsled]

I think that sounds perfectly reasonable.

[kickem]

do i get to shoot at you?

[dogsled]

If it becomes necessary for our survival, I don't see why not. At least once.