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[dogsled]

This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

Comments

[dogsled]

I have no idea what that means.

Maybe I should spend my Christmas with someone less inappropriate?

[kickem]

Nah, you love it. Besides, I won't let you.

[dogsled]

You won't let me?

[kickem]

Nope. You gotta come over 'cause I said so.

[dogsled]

But what if Ray Vecchio has been anxiously waiting for me to propose moving in with him? He was here first.

[kickem]

He can suck my dick, that arrogant douchebag. He don't got any claim over you.

[dogsled]

Heh. You're jealous.

[kickem]

I am not!

[dogsled]

Yes, you are. But that's okay, I find it incredibly attractive.

[kickem]

Oh, you do?

[dogsled]

I do. Especially when you're both fighting over me. It makes me feel very desirable.

[kickem]

Heh. Yeah. Well. I did almost punch him one time 'cause of you.

[dogsled]

Almost? I was sure you must have hit each other at some point.

[kickem]

Y'know what, I'm not sure I ever did. I wanted to, for sure.

[dogsled]

No opportunity or an excess of restraint?

[kickem]

Uh, probably the first.

[dogsled]

Has the opportunity passed, now?

[kickem]

I dunno. If I see him again I might get the urge, y'know?

[dogsled]

Oh undeniably. It's an alpha male thing.

[kickem]

Yeah, exactly. Gotta flex my muscles. Assert my dominance.

[dogsled]

Yes precisely. Mark your ah...mark your territory, as it were.

[kickem]

You'd like that, huh?

[dogsled]

So long as you don't mean to do it the way Diefenbaker does.

[kickem]

Peein' on stuff? I do that anyway.

[dogsled]

Yes, well. Not on me, if you will. I don't mind you sparring for my affections, I have very little problem with biting, or even tattoos, but urination is where I draw the line.