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So terrible /makes it worse

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Well yes, Ray, the water is acting as a form of sexual stimulation.

you always make it worse

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so turtle be... getting off while twerkin? durty turtle

It's Fraser's real superpower

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Precisely. Of course it's not that unusual. Vibration has that effect on a variety of sexually reproducing animals.

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heh yeh vibrations. i can dig that. idk if i get turned on by water on my butt tho

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In, perhaps.

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idk bout that either. is that a thng?

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Apparently, although I haven't ever tried it.

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you read books or somethgn? how is it you no more than me huh?

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Yes, Ray, I read books. It's quite surprising what you can find in a library.

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i mean like porno books then right?

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It's called 'erotic fiction'.

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you actually read that stuff? you get off on it and stuf?

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Well no, Ray, it was purely academic.

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yeh sure it was. academic so you could put it into practise right??

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I can never make use of all the academia I've absorbed, Ray. However, if it tempts you, I'm certain I could instruct you in the process.

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the process of reading?

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The process of prolonged prostate stimulation via enema.

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only you would get that frim a turtle vid fraser

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Does that mean you're not interested?

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i didnt say that!

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Then what are you saying, precisely?

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that ur a freak
but maybe show me some of that academics stuff

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I...yes, I suppose so. I can do that.
I can't say it's anything I've ever considered practically, but if you insist. It can't be that hard.

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heh
hard

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I can see that educating you isn't going to be easy.