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This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

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I can never make use of all the academia I've absorbed, Ray. However, if it tempts you, I'm certain I could instruct you in the process.

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the process of reading?

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The process of prolonged prostate stimulation via enema.

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only you would get that frim a turtle vid fraser

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Does that mean you're not interested?

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i didnt say that!

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Then what are you saying, precisely?

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that ur a freak
but maybe show me some of that academics stuff

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I...yes, I suppose so. I can do that.
I can't say it's anything I've ever considered practically, but if you insist. It can't be that hard.

[kickem]

heh
hard

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I can see that educating you isn't going to be easy.

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hey i can lern good

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Are you sure? There will be a test.

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i'll ace it

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That sounds lovely, Ray.

[kickem]

dam straight
so you gonna teach me some of this acamdemic stuff after work?

1/2

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I can absolytrly dothat.

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I mean, I can absolutely do that, Ray. I'm going to enjoy doing that.

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[Paaause.]

are you jerking off??

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No, I'm pacing myself. I tried to respond too quickly and my hand slipped.

[kickem]

pacing urself? the fuk does that mean?

[dogsled]

Well you might think less of me later on, Ray, if I'm not able to perform to your expectations.

[kickem]

so. you are wacking it?

[dogsled]

That sounds painful. Although come to think of it, I do remember reading about something similar.

[kickem]

its just a phrase for jerking