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[dogsled]

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[dogsled]

Well I'd need a little more commitment than that, Ray, if I'm to share your home, the burden of paying the rent. I'd need...let's see... A shelf, at least, in the bathroom. And a foot and a half of wardrobe space.

[kickem]

Hey, I can manage that. I need a clear out anyway. I am all over that. You need space? I got space.

[dogsled]

And Diefenbaker will need somewhere to sleep, of course. He likes to have a rug at the foot of the bed.

Actually he prefers the bed, but I'd rather not encourage that sort of behaviour.

[kickem]

Dief can have whatever he wants. I can even get one of them fancy dog beds. Or like. A super furry rug.

[dogsled]

You mustn't spoil him, Ray. He'll come to expect it from you.

[kickem]

Friends can spoil friends. That's what friends are for.

[dogsled]

Yes, but--well... Well okay. But you're not to treat us like houseguests. If we're to share an apartment, then it will be our home.

Which of course means occasionally allowing me to have control of the remote.

[kickem]

Hah, no. You don't even watch TV. That remote is mine.

[dogsled]

That's not true. I watch winter sports.

[kickem]

There is a curling ban in my house.

[dogsled]

But this will be our house, Ray, is the point I'm trying to make.

[kickem]

But. Curling.

[dogsled]

You may find you come to enjoy it, with a little exposure. At least the hockey games will be for our mutual benefit.

[kickem]

We can just stick to hockey. I'll just uh, leave the apartment if curling comes on. Maybe take Dief for a walk. Unless he likes that shit too.

[dogsled]

No, Dief can't watch curling. He finds it frustrating that the people chase the stones and still never seem to catch them.

[kickem]

At least one of you has some sense. So yeah, okay. Me and Dief can have some buddy time while you're watching the most boring 'sport' in history.

[dogsled]

Curling is a riveting sport, Ray!

[kickem]

Yeah, sure. If you're into watchin' paint dry.

[dogsled]

Is that a sport, Ray?

[kickem]

Probably in Canada.

[dogsled]

Paint doesn't dry very quickly in lower temperatures.

[kickem]

Don't mean it can't be a sport.

[dogsled]

Well, if you say so. I suppose we can play if you teach me the rules.

[kickem]

No, Fraser. I'm not gonna watch paint dry. That's your thing.

[dogsled]

If you say so, Ray.

In that case I can't think of any reason not to co-habitate.