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[dogsled]

This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

Comments

[kickem]

Dog eat dog. I gotta kick your ass before you kick mine, right? So uh, the quicker the better. You comin' over yet?

[dogsled]

I'll be there in six minutes. I suggest you take all your clothes off and wait by the door.

[kickem]

Shouldn't it be me makin' the demands?

[dogsled]

[ Haha that was totally a test. ]

You're too clever for me.

[kickem]

[So proud of himself for catching that even when he's intoxicated.]

You bet I am. Fricken genius.

But uh, if I do have all my clothes off when you get here, it's cause I wanted to, not you.

[dogsled]

Oh, of course. Just don't open your door to anyone else but me, if that's the case.

[kickem]

I'm gonna be wavin' my dong outta the window.

[dogsled]

Ray! Behave yourself!

[kickem]

Gonna helicopter it out in the open as you walk by.

[dogsled]

At least cover it with a Christmas stocking.

[kickem]

Nope! Gonna orca that dick like Free Willy.

[dogsled]

I have no idea what that means.

Maybe I should spend my Christmas with someone less inappropriate?

[kickem]

Nah, you love it. Besides, I won't let you.

[dogsled]

You won't let me?

[kickem]

Nope. You gotta come over 'cause I said so.

[dogsled]

But what if Ray Vecchio has been anxiously waiting for me to propose moving in with him? He was here first.

[kickem]

He can suck my dick, that arrogant douchebag. He don't got any claim over you.

[dogsled]

Heh. You're jealous.

[kickem]

I am not!

[dogsled]

Yes, you are. But that's okay, I find it incredibly attractive.

[kickem]

Oh, you do?

[dogsled]

I do. Especially when you're both fighting over me. It makes me feel very desirable.

[kickem]

Heh. Yeah. Well. I did almost punch him one time 'cause of you.

[dogsled]

Almost? I was sure you must have hit each other at some point.

[kickem]

Y'know what, I'm not sure I ever did. I wanted to, for sure.