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[dogsled]

This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

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[dogsled]

Oh yes, we weed out the weaker of the species that way.

[kickem]

thats harsh
no wonder canadians are rare

[dogsled]

Well that and the distances required to travel to mate. And the temperatures, of course. It's rather difficult to pass an egg of that size, let alone bury it in frozen mud.

[kickem]

ur so fukken weird

[dogsled]

Not as strange as Americans, who as you well know Ray share a birthday on the 4th of July, and emerge fully formed in the knowledge of a wide variety of high velocity firearms.

[kickem]

tahts normal tho. thats how humans should dvelop. emerge shootng

[dogsled]

If you say so, Ray.

[ Fraser for: I don't agree but I'll pretend to see your point so you'll feel good about yourself. ]

[kickem]

cmon just cause you canadnans actually thnk things can be solved without teh shootys

[dogsled]

There isn't anything that can't be solved peaceably, Ray.

[kickem]

haha tahts a joke right?

[dogsled]

Not at all.

[kickem]

you should nno by now that you cant do anythng peacebly in america

[dogsled]

Of course you can. I would have thought that by now I'd have proven that to you.

[kickem]

idk im havng a hard time remembering that over all teh times weve been shot at and almost died

[dogsled]

Getting shot at is supposed to bring clarity to your recollections, Ray.

[kickem]

it brings clarity to even more tiems we go shot

[dogsled]

I didn't know you felt that way.
Ray proposed the same concerns, but I thought your fearlessness was meant to set you apart.

[kickem]

hey no that aint it. me i'm fearless. still dont change the fact we got shot at lots

[dogsled]

Well, do you resent it?

[kickem]

nah
i'd only resent it if i got shot

[dogsled]

Well you have already been shot, Ray, once.

[kickem]

but im not ded or srsly wounded so thats a bonus

[dogsled]

Apart from the small imperfection on the inside of your wrist.

[kickem]

there you go pointng out my imperfections

[dogsled]

My imperfections, really, seeing as I'm the one that shot you.