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[dogsled]

This is Benton Fraser speaking. If you would kindly leave a message with your name and number, I will return your call at the earliest opportunity. Thank you.

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[dogsled]

Oh? And how do you imagine you'll be doing that?

[kickem]

Alpha male. Only way.

[dogsled]

What does that entail, exactly?

[kickem]

Y'know. Bein' alpha. Like uh. Assertin' dominance. That's me, Fraser; Alpha male, nf.

[dogsled]

I see. No, of course--I only mean... Just how do you mean to assert dominance over me? It isn't exactly... Well.

[kickem]

I do that every day. It's like uh, like you're the sidekick.

[dogsled]

Name one occasion.

[kickem]

Look, Fraser, that's not important. Just remember that you gotta respect.

[dogsled]

But what if I'm the dominant one?

[kickem]

You think you're the alpha? Seriously?

[dogsled]

Well... Well, I am!

[kickem]

Hah! Okay, I get it. It's a joke. Funny. You had me for a sec, Fraser.

[dogsled]

I'm not joking. I mean... I mean I'm... We're... I'm confused.

[kickem]

You're confused about not joking?

[dogsled]

No I... I can't imagine you topping anything, Ray. Certainly not me.

[kickem]

But you've thought about it?

[dogsled]

No, I wouldn't...fantasize...

But now that you mention it. Oh heavens.

[kickem]

Fraser, are you bein' dirty right now?

[dogsled]

R-right now?

[kickem]

Yup. Sounds like you're gettin' all flustered over somethin'.

[dogsled]

Oh, look how late it's getting. If I don't come over now I might get held up by traffic.

[kickem]

You know I'm just gonna keep questioning you about this the second you get here, right? Can't run away from it.

[dogsled]

I can't lie to you, Ray. If you ask I have to answer. It's just... I never fantasised about you that way until you actually mentioned it--it's hardly my fault! And now of course I have to admit that I have in fact imagined you... [ A loud cough. ] This isn't how I expected this conversation to proceed.

[kickem]

So you can admit I'm alpha, right?

[dogsled]

Only if you prove it.