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[dogsled]

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[dogsled]

I know exactly what you expect me to choke on, Stanley Raymond Kowalski.

[kickem]

Heh heh, yeah. Yeah, you do.

[dogsled]

Yes I do. And I know you'll probably regret it in the morning.

[kickem]

Live in the moment, Fraser.

[dogsled]

I'll remind you that you said that when you wake up beside me.

[kickem]

You gonna take advantage of a drunk dude, Fraze?

[dogsled]

Yes.

[kickem]

Yeah, you better. Otherwise I'd have to kick your ass.

[dogsled]

Oh, I believe you. But you have to prove this so called alpha maleness too, otherwise it will be me kicking your behind, Ray.

[kickem]

Dog eat dog. I gotta kick your ass before you kick mine, right? So uh, the quicker the better. You comin' over yet?

[dogsled]

I'll be there in six minutes. I suggest you take all your clothes off and wait by the door.

[kickem]

Shouldn't it be me makin' the demands?

[dogsled]

[ Haha that was totally a test. ]

You're too clever for me.

[kickem]

[So proud of himself for catching that even when he's intoxicated.]

You bet I am. Fricken genius.

But uh, if I do have all my clothes off when you get here, it's cause I wanted to, not you.

[dogsled]

Oh, of course. Just don't open your door to anyone else but me, if that's the case.

[kickem]

I'm gonna be wavin' my dong outta the window.

[dogsled]

Ray! Behave yourself!

[kickem]

Gonna helicopter it out in the open as you walk by.

[dogsled]

At least cover it with a Christmas stocking.

[kickem]

Nope! Gonna orca that dick like Free Willy.

[dogsled]

I have no idea what that means.

Maybe I should spend my Christmas with someone less inappropriate?

[kickem]

Nah, you love it. Besides, I won't let you.

[dogsled]

You won't let me?

[kickem]

Nope. You gotta come over 'cause I said so.

[dogsled]

But what if Ray Vecchio has been anxiously waiting for me to propose moving in with him? He was here first.